double blast math

1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.

2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.

3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.
B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."

C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"
by Ender's Shadow November 27, 2009
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math/sci

procrastination at it's finest. no students do it better
Oh, so you're in Math/Sci? You're a nerd
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Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
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MATH-ias

When u catch ya girl cheating but can't do the prerequisite math required to solve the equation.
Damn bro you pulled a MATH-ias after ur girl stayed out overnight
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DEI Math

When a white supremacist or/and chauvinist suspects that an ill-posed or poorly worded math question, or for that matter any mathematical faux pas, big or small, most likely comes from a woman/person of color/immigrant/LBGTQ.
While a team of math educators-turned-inspectors are still investigating the source of the “confusing” test question that led thousands of students into frustration or panic, the Blamer-in-Chief attributes it to a DEI math problem.
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Math Policy

Math policy means that 32 ×1 is always 32 , but any other number multiplied by 1 , is always Not 32 , no matter what . My teacher tought me this lesson yesterday
33×1 is not an example of math policy . Because 33×1 does not equal 32
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Math Policy

it means that 1×32 is always 32 , but if it was any other number like 33 × 1 , it would not equal to 32 . My math teacher tought me this lessen about math policy
I told you the definition, so you figure out how you put math policy in a sentence.
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