by LadyDimp May 20, 2018
Get the Hotdog with the works mug.Any controlled substance used while at work. Calling them “work drugs” is just an attempt to make it seem like doing drugs at work is a normal thing to be doing.
You seem a little high strung today Bill, did you get into the work drugs again?
Andy often used work drugs on days that he was hung over. . . doctors orders, don’t worry about it.
Andy often used work drugs on days that he was hung over. . . doctors orders, don’t worry about it.
by Freightrain47 May 23, 2018
Get the work drugs mug.When true-believer employees stand around talking ecstatically to each other about how great the company is because of the "amazing work" they did; this typically creates a toxic smugness that pollutes the rest of the workplace.
Guy 1: Those dudes are being so loud - I can't even focus on my work.
Guy 2: Right? I can't believe they're still circle working over that sale they landed last month. It wasn't even that big of a deal.
Guy 2: Right? I can't believe they're still circle working over that sale they landed last month. It wasn't even that big of a deal.
by anna_kush May 24, 2018
Get the circle work mug.Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.
I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.
It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?
we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk
It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?
we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk
by Danimal in oz December 18, 2017
Get the Double barrelled work jerk roulette mug.by Fox Gaming45 December 20, 2017
Get the aint no work mug.Person 1:how’s the job going?
Person 2: oh ya i actually got fired 3 weeks ago...
Person 1: oh no! the good news is that you’ve already lost tons of work weight
Person 2: Uhhh thanks?
Person 2: oh ya i actually got fired 3 weeks ago...
Person 1: oh no! the good news is that you’ve already lost tons of work weight
Person 2: Uhhh thanks?
by bros_before_hoos January 2, 2020
Get the work weight mug.Excuse I make when I find out that {ENTER NAME HERE} is cheating on me but i dont want to believe it.
Concerned friend: Yo bro I saw her getting freaky wit sum bois from school
"Bro" : No way she was working at the café
"Bro" : No way she was working at the café
by Hopeless boy69420(70) January 4, 2020
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