Brad Pitt Shower

When you don't have enough time to take a regular shower so you use baby wipes to clean your body. Made popular by Brad Pitt that stated when he gets sweaty, he rubs baby wipes under his armpits.

I didn't have time to shower after the gym so I took a Brad Pitt Shower.

by joolee September 23, 2012

golden shower economics

What happens when trickle down economics doesn't work. A form of economic policy where the poorest body in an economic community becomes politically self depricating in the hopes they will one day become rich with no garrentee, or even counter evidence, that there will be any kind of pay off in the foreseeable future

"Why does Jerry keep voting republican? His family can't survive on anything but food stamps"

"He practices golden shower economics"

by Gun_totting_lib May 25, 2018

Magical Sound Shower

A magical tune from the 1986 video game Outrun.

Composed by Hiroshi Miyauchi in Japan.

magical sound shower is wicked, just like the other outrun tunes.

by Malakand_man January 17, 2010

White Trash Shower

The act of dousing yourself with multiple fragrance of Axe or cologne and rubbing water in your hair because you are too lazy/scuzzy to take a real shower.

Ah we have to leave in like 3 minutes let me go take a white trash shower real fast.

by The Chebirtle. December 17, 2009

Golden Girls Shower

A golden shower dumped from a used depend undergarment.

As Mr. Trump grew older he began preferring Golden Girls Showers to his usual Russian romps.

by TheTangMan January 12, 2017

False Start Shower

When one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a shit, so they turn the shower off.

Guy 1: Dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.

by Yoyoman December 7, 2013

Miller Lite Shower

When an individual is excessively disrespectful, out-of-line, or shows a flippant and utter disregard for others or an individual and gets a Miller Lite poured over their head in front of a group of onlookers as a form of public humiliation and/or to instigate a physical confrontation.

"Man, I can't believe that random guy just walked up and said that to her for no reason. He totally deserved that Miller Lite Shower she gave him."

"I gave that punk a Miller Lite Shower and told him it was go time. I can't believe to backed down after acting so tough."

by tariqazeez January 11, 2010