by Deadlyboner420 November 4, 2018
Get the Sexmug. Sex is like math you add the bed you subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray you don't multiply
Bob:Me and Sarah thought about math yesterday when we had sex.
Rod:can I take Jenny home today and teach her math.
Bob:yeah just add one more thing that isn't math go hard and let her suck your cock off.
Rod:can I suck her boob ofg
Rod:can I take Jenny home today and teach her math.
Bob:yeah just add one more thing that isn't math go hard and let her suck your cock off.
Rod:can I suck her boob ofg
by EmaHai965r December 23, 2019
Get the Sexmug. hey! did you really just look up the word "sex" on this website only to get horny from reading other people's definitions?? do you know how angry your mother is at you because she has that app that shows your screen on her phone? in just 2 minutes she's going to stomp up these stairs and yell at you for being such a creep. look up something more appropriate before i turn off the internet.
by milliebrown40 May 18, 2019
Get the sexmug. Sex is my favourite thing to do on a lazy Sunday night. My technique is to grab the dick with chop sticks and slurp it like noodles, with the balls being meat balls - juicy and tender
Emily- rub that dick on my vagina
Jesse- baby ride me all day long with Daniel as a threesome. Sex baby
Jesse- baby ride me all day long with Daniel as a threesome. Sex baby
by Suckmycheese May 22, 2017
Get the Sexmug. 

