Pappy Cap

The caps that old men (Pappys) wear. You can tell if the car infront of you is going to be a pain in the butt if the driver is wearing one.

Hey man, dont let this car get infront of you, the driver is wearing a Pappy Cap!

by the_real_zacker July 21, 2012

wizards cap

When you have foreskin on your penis

I have a wizards cap on my penis.

by wizard master September 14, 2013

bro cap

n. A condom.

I noticed you opted to forgo the bro cap - good choice.

by JohnHarvard August 10, 2012

CAPS

PEOPLE WHO POST STUFF IN 100% CAPS, (PROBABLY) PRETENDING THAT THEY DON'T KNOW THEIR CAPS LOCK IS ON, OH SHIT MY CAPS LOCK IS ON

ISMOKECAPS: HEY YOU STILL UP FOR FRIDAY
ITYPEINCAPS: LOL STOP TYPING IN CAPS
ISMOKECAPS: NO U

by Andriko March 24, 2011

White Wool Cap

The residual left at the tip of the penis after a male ejaculates into a napkin or a few squares of toilet paper, most likely after masturbating.

After going on a 3 day long, masturbatory binge, and ejaculating into every napkin he could find, Jim had a big enough White Wool Cap to fully clothe a tiny, Chinese village.

by Ze Ewok November 22, 2011

Dunder Cap

Dunder Cap: n \’d:(n-d;(r\ perh. fr. D dondér thunder + n \kap\ ME cappe, fr. OE cæppe, fr. LL cappa head covering, cloke

A contraction of dunce cap (1840) and dunderhead (1625).

An idiot, numb skull, blockhead or dunce. One who does not understand the obvious results of a planned action.

Ah come on you Dunder Caps! Look at what renovations to the Vinoy hotel did for downtown St. Pete! The concerts, the promotions – at Vinoy Park. Please. If that isn’t an example of how to make money on a historic downtown venue I don’t know what is. Are all of you out of work construction workers?

by Lexicaland October 28, 2011

zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011