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5 Deadly Venoms

A group of bitch ass wannabe Marvel Puzzle Quest players commonly referred to as 5 Diseased Vaginas or 5DV. To be a 5DV player means you suffer from a condition called paranoid schizophrenia, as well as other mental disorders ranging from being delusional (thinking they can beat the X-men) to depression (because they get ass stomped by the X-men). The requirements to be a 5DV is:
1. Must be a whinny little bitch.
2. Must be Devil worshiper and sacrifice babies.
3. Penis size must not exceed 2.5 inches.
4. Must be willing to spend more time sending in tickets to customer support than actual time spent playing MPQ.
5. Must have an active imagination to help develop conspiracy theories about the X-men.

If you think you can meet this elite criteria then you too can be the next Diseased Vagina in MPQ.
5 Deadly Venoms are some punk bitches.
by Shamsali75 July 17, 2014
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5 0's

another term for the fuckers called... COPS
"dude, we better fucking run and hide our shit, the 5 0's are coming..."
by crestfallen June 7, 2004
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5 point slow

A term to describe 5 liter Mustangs of the Fox body generation. Used by people with a dislike of Mustangs/Ford.
You seen that 5 point slow cruising up and down 5th?
by Nobis January 17, 2005
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5 second rule

Informal:

A popular axiom that deems food dropped onto the groud edible for a period of 5 seconds immediately following its release. Does not apply to porous or otherwise absorptive foods such as frosted cake or ice cream.
-No! Don't eat that!
-Nah, it's O.K. Five second rule!
by Auto_Insurance July 10, 2004
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Force 5 Domination

Domination so severe that all five senses, sight, hearing, touch, smell, and taste, are all completely overcome and rendered useless. Annihilation to such a degree that the victim feels they are unable to use all five senses in an effort to defend themselves, i.e., the feeling of being surrounded by complete darkness as if in a vacuum due to overwhelming domination.
Derek: Have you seen Braveheart?
Steve: You mean the movie where William Wallace Force 5 Dominates the English Army?

Justyn: You ready to play some Madden?
Ryan: You ready for the Force 5 Domination?

Teresa (Lying in bed)
Mark (Walking into bedroom): You ready to be Force 5 Dominated?
by Force5Dominator April 16, 2010
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5 second rule

an excuse to eat food off the floor.
Eric: *walking along, sees a piece of candy on the ground* NOM
Jason: Dude...
Eric: 5 SECOND RULE
by mr. fluffy penguin man March 10, 2011
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5 Star Bitches

a group of girls that are all "five-star" in rating, good looking, intelligent and fun to be around. You want to be one of these fine ladies, but its nearly impossible to become one. Very rare and unique, these females choose each other over men.
Damn, Lauren, Alli, Amy, Katie, and Ashlee are definitely 5 Star Bitches... I wish I could be one of them.
by Princess5star June 4, 2010
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