shit vibe

noun

1. significant other who gives you a hard time whenever you just want to relax and do a bunch of low quality drugs with your moronic friends.

2. your girlfriend and/or wife.

adjective

1. general feelings of anxiety or being judged when loose as shit on a bunch of bad cocaine when surrounded by people you actually hate.

2. your girlfriend and/or wife's general behaviour.
"Man I was just trying to have several grams of cocaine and 34 beers with the boys on a Tuesday and my woman keeps calling and screaming about how I'm a piece of shit. For fuck's sake I can't do anything right. She's so controlling."

"Yeah man she's a shit vibe."
by blurmbo May 28, 2021
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go to the shit

Direct translation of the Spanish phrase "vete a la mierda", which means "fuck off".
Spanish Person 1: Hola (Hello)
Spanish Person 2: Vete a la mierda (Go to the shit)
Spanish Person 1: Gracias por sus amables palabras (Thank you for your kind words)
by anguslazy December 12, 2023
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Shit-Fucking

When you squat over someone’s butt hole and shit in it and they pass it back
Tyler:yo Jessica you wanna start Shit-Fucking

Jessica: eww that’s gross but hot *creams*
by BallsInAllOurJawses69 January 08, 2022
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banana shit sundae

An extremely undesirable, completely unpalatable option offered up as if it were a tasty, delectable treat. Effectively the dessert counterpart of a shit sandwich.
Man, that raw meat strawberry trifle is a total banana shit sundae.
by kelledin February 04, 2015
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shit stories

stupid lies, rumors, gossip and made up stories that wusses and bullies tell themselves (and sometimes to others) in order to feel macho, 'informed' and powerful when in fact they are nothing but juvenile ignoramuses who go through life using 'big name' labels for other (different) people who have no idea what those words even mean. Shit stories are so ridiculous that nobody with any sense would believe them but these churlish idiots tell these things to themselves because they know they are losers.
1. Tom always shoots his mouth off in the locker room badmouthing football teams and rock groups that he knows nothing about. He always goes around telling shit stories about himself and he loves to put everyone else down. Everybody else in school is either a 'faggot', a 'nerd' or if it's a girl she's a 'bitch'. He's just a juvenile imbecile that nobody likes.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 31, 2019
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that's some Detroit shit

Describing a building fire in which the structure is entirely engulfed in flames, making it an absolute fucking job.
Lmao I showed Alexandra the video from the auto body shop & tow truck fire and she goes “ that's some Detroit shit
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Primary Shit

The first shit of your day.
Steve, could we move this meeting back ten minutes, I need time to take my primary shit.
by Buckeykentucky March 26, 2018
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