why was you born

You was born because your mum wasn’t on birth control and your dad didn’t have enough money for a condom. Sorry to say but your adopted

Chad: aye why was you born
Brad: because my parents went to sex education

by Hey birch December 08, 2020

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shut up before i make you

basically telling you to shut up or they will thrust their dick in ur mouth to make you shut up.

Gf: This is why I'm better than you in Poppy Playtime!
Bf: I was lagging, plus, I wasn't even trying.
Gf: Yeah, Yeah. You sure about that?
Bf: Shut up before I make you.

by tyler's slut February 10, 2023

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Person 1: did you every saw a so fast dog?

Person 2: wut

by justsomeguy 101 October 13, 2022

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you were close to hitting someone and they say you shook ass something around those lines

by sandycakess November 11, 2007

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by TigerWorld June 21, 2022

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Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018

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a phrase used as a joke (or not) usually related to sex with the homies.
can also be used when someone drops food on the floor.

damn i just shat on the floor, Are you gonna eat that?
holy cow that's a big beetle, are you gonna eat that?

by Stupid Imbecile February 25, 2024

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