You Pickin My Shit

When your homeboy is lowkey glazing you and you have to stop it.

Yo bro chill out, you pickin my shit

by Urbandihhhtionary November 12, 2025

Bacteria that eats shit

Someone who doesn't deserved to be called shit

"You are not shit, you are the Bacteria that eats shit"

by Skull47 November 22, 2025

Unethical piece of shit

Someone who isn't the average piece of shit

"Look at this Unethical piece of shit"

by Skull47 November 22, 2025

You're making shit up because you though I was making shit up

Not what happened.

Hym "You're making shit up because you though I was making shit up. Your skeptical and attitude towards me and people like me is why you didn't believe me and not a lack of evidence and now you are trying to exclude me from a remedy that you only know you need because of me. This is not gratitude what you are doing here. You are trying to make it worse for me and I did not do that to you."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

Tougher than boiled owl shit

Analogous to built like a brick shithouse

Arnold Schwarzenegger is tougher than boiled owl shit

by Russellsroughneck January 1, 2026

Hide and go shit

When you sit on the lavvy and suddenly don't need, stand up and leave before the immediate need for a shite. Usually a big runny one after too many sprouts

My stomach was playing hide and go shit

by Andy1986. January 3, 2026

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013