You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

You

I could do this everyday ❤️❤️❤️
My heart is so full of YOU!!!
Maybe it is my birthday 🥳 ❤️
I am okay having two😁

Let’s make it a lot more…
You know you I adore❤️❤️❤️
Nothing will change that…
Not even those stray cats😘

I love you always…
A post you should today see…
Sending you all the love from me…

by a dream and 💔 June 23, 2024

you can't fight gravity

Dutch’s way of saying jumping off a high cliff would brutally kill you.

Dutch: you can't fight gravity
John: then give up Dutch!

by Braymanno April 17, 2023

What are you on?

Slang; used when reacting to someone's odd behaviour

Person 1: I'm a monkey oo-aa-oo-aa
Person 2: What are you on?

by niggadick22 May 31, 2023

While you were Yitten yatten spitten and spatten

While you were wasting time

While you were yitten yatten spitten and spatten I was washing the dishes.

by anonymous April 8, 2022

Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch?

That's what I thought.

Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

Ooga Booga you been spooped

When someone uses ooga booga get spooped a portal to the spoopy realm opens as they are dragged to the deepest darkest pits of the fire nation(cannot be reversed by reverse card or no u and the person that was spooped must spoop someone else to become free of spoop there is one weakness tho if you sight the person trying to spoop you then they are dragged to the pits of the fire nation or if you cover your ears)

Tomas: imma go skare mah fren
Tank: (unsuspectingly whistling)
Tomas: Ooga Booga you been spooped
(Tank is dragged through the fabric of reality and neatly placed in the deepest pit of the fire nation)

by DAEWOOBIE December 1, 2020