shit

Something you cannot possess while living in the city of Detroit, Michigan.

Someone stole my fucking porch. I opened my door and fell. You can't have shit in Detroit.

by Charmille McButterbuns June 15, 2020

On some cool shit

when something is relatable

“Damn she fine as fuck”

“ On some cool shit”

by kurrrpt March 31, 2024

Aw shit

Something you say when something goes terribly wrong, i.e. when you play with the alarm in the elevator and it dials the emergency communications system.

Alex: What about the lift alarm?
*RING, RINGGGG* - lift alarm is rung
*SLAM* - door shuts
*SQUEAK* - door opens
*BOOP, BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP* -phone dials
Alex: Aw shit

by rtl1984 March 23, 2025

Kentucky Fried Shit

When, you shove Kentucky Fried Chicken up your brown eye and shit it out at your grandma's funeral.

Susan: "John just pulled a Kentucky Fried Shit at his grandma's funeral."
Larry: "HE DID WHAT"!!!!!

by Landen. H April 22, 2022

tripped and ate shit

To trip and fall really hard on your back or face.

Dude i just tripped and ate shit so hard
Dude i just fell on my face so hard

by @l3xig May 3, 2022

Sensei Bulgogi Shit Packer

A Name used to describe the one and Only Cash Edward-Allen Baselice, as he is a Sensei in the martial art of Bulgogi Shit Packing.

Watch out for Sensei Bulgogi Shit Packer, he caught Ryan the other day in the alley way and it wasn't pretty.

by Sig.a. April 7, 2025

Shit sandwich

When you think you're done wiping, but out comes another turd onto the tp below, and you end up having to wipe again.

Damn, dude, that taco bell got me fucked up- thought I was done after 30 minutes of torture, but before I could flush I ended up making a shit sandwich.

by Toilenator October 11, 2018