shit toaster

A receptacle in which to place your fuck waffle, promptly before fucking fucking off.

How about you put your fuck waffle in your shit toaster, and fuck off.

by Donut_mro June 30, 2015

shit kazoo

someone who is really stupid but still cute

"wow Andy is such a shit kazoo"

by sexsapphic January 11, 2021

Lahar of shit

When a gentleman strides out, has two to many ales at the pub, and finds himself cut short on the stroll home. A lahar of shit is the avalanche of shit that occurs when you are 500 meters from home, and decide you need to change city.

I was walking home, and suffered a lahar of shit.
Now meed to retire early, and move city.

by _yellowGoldfish August 16, 2023

shit dumps

when something is really cool.

This shit duuumps!

That girls jaket is shit dumps!

by ceara, dezi and erin November 27, 2007

That’s that dyke shit

When dykes do dumbass shit

Jj: Hell nah y’all niggas can’t put hot grabba in my joint

The guys: That’s that dyke shit

by Yoyo49302 August 11, 2022

shit throwing

To act as if you were drunk but realisticaly faking it.

She cant be drunk she had one shot she is for sure shit throwing

by Peyton Schloss August 08, 2017

Floopy Shits

A prank in which you fill a bucket with a diseased animal’s shit (preferably a goat or horse) and dump it on your friend, screaming “floopy shits”!

“Tyreek is gonna smell hella bad when we pull ole floopy shits on him”

by Jj McWeiner December 02, 2017