talking a shit

when you want to describe yourself taking a shit but you seem to write "talking a shit" instead of "taking a shit". it can also mean talking about the characteristics of faeces.
Rose: (on snapchat) When you're talking a shit
George: (sees Rose's snap) Well, so the consistency of the shit is NOT WELL.
Annie: LMAO
by lovemelikeyousayyoudo April 28, 2018
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shit curl

1.A pompous looking hairdo which resembles a swirley pile of soft-serve poo.
2.A bicep curl which utilizes a log of shit.
"Look at that rockabilly dufus's shit curl doo"
"Yo bro, I did 106 shit curls today in the gym's bathroom!"
by Shit Curl February 18, 2014
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Hoodrat Shit

The act of engaging in unlawful, uncivilized, uncultured or just straight up ghetto behavior. Commonly exhibited by inner city youth and popularized by hip hop artist Megan Thee Stallion hit song Hoodrat shit.
Abel: Yoo Matt, what we gonna do on shift for a whole 24hrs?

Matt: Man we gonna drive the Ambu Lance everywhere with the lights & sirens on. Post up on the block selling fetnyl and narcan out the drug box. Pull up on scene with a 5th of Vodka, you already know how we do.

Abel: Hell yeah. Straight hoodrat shit.

Matt: Damn right.
by EMS Lyfe October 17, 2023
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Clapping Shit

Clapping shit is a slang for having dirty and shitty anal sex.
Yeah, I saw this nasty porn scene on pornhub where this huge dude were clapping shit with some tiny asian chick. Shit was messy, man...
by Loroch March 25, 2018
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Shit in my cheerios

(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.
OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!
by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017
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Shitting in the town square

Doing something in public that should be done in a private environment
e.i. public displays of affection
Person 1: *making out with his girl*
Person 2: "Bruh, stop shitting in the town square"
by Urrrrmommmmm January 31, 2021
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