“Bro, my wife’s about to take a clit shit”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”
by zfin87 January 04, 2019
To commence a self-sabotage process on ones own product, usually as a result of panic. A derivative of enshitification.
by tribey77 January 24, 2023
( Verb )When you need to poo really bad so you shit in the air, before sitting on the toilet. A very risky maneuver, but should especially be used when pulling your pants down would result in you shitting in your pants.
by GetRektLibtard December 15, 2018
Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"
Usual response, that doesn't exist!
Exactly. I'm all out.
Usual response, that doesn't exist!
Exactly. I'm all out.
by Jackaction December 31, 2016
A bitch who goes up and down sidewalks licking shit up and taking it off of her tongue, shoves it up her ass shits it out and eats it up
by Cunt licking shit fuck September 17, 2017
The art of shitting with so much force that it is as if a cannon is going off inside your ass, thus creating an explosion of shit.
"Bro I just took the heaviest shit out, it got onto the seat and the rim!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"
by swankles May 11, 2016
by SiL3Nt J September 23, 2023