Shitting on the dog

To smoke weed

Dallas's parents caught us shitting on the dog last night

by THChris June 19, 2022

servitor shit

Something strange, random, confusing, and totally fucked up. FUBAR.

"That dragon knight thing outside of SSC just did 80 damage to me"

"Man that's some servitor shit"

by Spoojy July 26, 2022

Eating shit

Popular phrase used by bike riders (speciacally moutain) when they go over the handlebars face first and rub against the dirt.

Jeff keeps Eating Shit on this jump

by Huomk September 19, 2020

shit waxed

The act of having someone performing masturbation on you, including all forms of oral, anal, sexual interaction.

Hey dogg, what you up to?
Nothing man just going to stay in tonight.
Ohh stop bullshitting you getting your shit waxed!

by wellhungdrywall March 21, 2009

Fuzzy Shit Munchkin

When your dad comes home from a long day of work at Bosch on a Saturday and had a couple beers and wants some of that nice tight hairy asshole that you've been hiding in your pants.

"Son bring over that fuzzy shit munchkin so daddy can have himself a good time." -Dad

"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son

by BoschDaddy May 4, 2020

Stinky Shit-eye

aka Pinkeye, aka Conjunctivitis.

"Stinky Shit-eye" because conjunctivitis *can* be caused by fecal matter (human shit) making contact with your eyes.

Fuck out, with your stinky shit-eye.

by DARKFiB3R June 14, 2019

shit

poop

you look like shit

by Cat.skier June 13, 2022