Your father

The guy who will never come back, I know you searched this because you misss your father, do you need help? we can talk.
Your father is the wife of your mom
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Your father

You have no father and your father is gone
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Your father

Wait what you don’t have one that’s pretty obvious
Your father left to get the milk because you became a dream stan
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read your pump

To read one's pump is to notice when an individual has recently lifted. Often used as a compliment or praise, acknowledging another individuals swollen muscles.
"Hey bro, your arms are looking juicy af right now. You do arms today?"
"Yeah, I did actually, how'd you notice?"
"Brother, I read your pump"
by Natty Lyfe May 12, 2023
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touch your lunch

1. when a doctor performs a prostate cancer test on a man.

2. to penetrate the anus deeply.
1. You got a prostate exam at 39 because the doctor couldn't wait a year to touch your lunch.
2. I was banging her so hard from behind that I was touching her lunch!
by abner macgillicudy July 23, 2011
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take your first swing ya dog

A line eshays say when they are fighting someone. They say it when you look like you are scared and never attack.
eshay 2: *continues dodging swings*
eshay 1: take your first swing ya dog
by TheSBPony December 17, 2021
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Pop Your Pussy

When you put a ping pong ball in your pussy and you pop it across your man’s chest
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