Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.

I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.

by Tapsize June 12, 2018

eat shit syndrome

eat shit syndrome is a very serious syndrome in which case you feel the urge to rub your dick on the television screen while watching videos of your cousins sister shitting on a unicorn/maurice campbell. another term for a eat shit is when you shit on kyans face and his sister likes to eat it off

you have eat shit syndrome
wow your gay as fuck

by ted mager August 5, 2018

shit

the fuckin log that comes out of your ass

person one- i’m shitting

person two- if that’s what you call the damn log that’s coming out of your ass... -_-

by That really annoying red head February 10, 2021

open that shit up

Open that shit up is usually said at concerts and means make a mosh pit or make the posh pit bigger.

Rapper says to his crowd, “We bout to get lit. Open that shit up!”

by Albertito200 February 18, 2025

SHIT BLOKE

often referred to as being a Tomo Owens

Someone who dogs the boys for no particular reason and at times you wonder who you even consider yourself even an 'acquaintance' to this person.

No one likes a shit bloke and a factor to why no one likes Tomo

person 1: *Does nothing*

Tomo (Shit Bloke): *starts being a shit bloke*

by Swagman13213 April 28, 2019

You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023

Cinnamon shit

The stuff we put out so our gay liberal vegan friend Worth feels comfortable around real door gunners. The hoist realizes this not the normal SOP. However cinnamon shit upon request shall be authorized.

Worth will not attend unless the cinnamon shit
Is there

by Waldo’s yourdaddy September 28, 2019