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Splenda shits

Major pressurized volcanic bowel movement as a result of injesting Splenda.
Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!

Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.

Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.
by J.R. 1 November 17, 2023
mugGet the Splenda shitsmug.

shit

when a male or female or non binary person deficates/Poos
by NotSayingtodayeverinayear September 19, 2023
mugGet the shitmug.

Don't shit in someone else's toilet

A term used for those who plan on going abroad. Don't always assume that the laws over there will be the same as in your home country, they may be different and you could get caught out. It causes terrible anxiety to get arrested or go through a judicial process in another country so be careful. A good example is if you plan on flying a drone in another country. The laws may be different and the foreigners may get more irate over it than those in your own country.
Person 1: I might fly my drone over Paris when I go.
Person 2: French law may be different, be careful. Don't shit in someone else's toilet!
by LordJenal September 2, 2022
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Shit roller

Is normally somebody who can’t roll a fag for shit. Is normally new to smoking.
by SsTe June 1, 2019
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shit shack

(1. When you shit so carefully and make a shack out of shit.
(2. The shack in your ass where soldiers of popcorn kernels, donuts, and fries live and attack your toilet or pants.
Dude, Tom Kenny's shit shack attacked his pants today!
My dog, 1978 Ford Pinto, shat so carefree, yet somehow made a shit shack.
by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 9, 2023
mugGet the shit shackmug.

Shit whisper

Qhenever you fart and can feel the slight presence of an incoming shit storm. (literally)
"I gotta go I just felt a shit whisper"
by possumous January 10, 2022
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Shit Crank

Methamphetamine that's so bad it has you yawning off instead of going to the garage and grabbing a pail to repaint your house overnight...
Hey boo, what you think of this 'shit crank'...
Well... You don't see me repainting the house do you?
by HiddenAssumptions August 4, 2024
mugGet the Shit Crankmug.

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