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son of a dirty microwave

What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....
You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!
by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017
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Dirty Bird Fodder

What is left of a football team after being decimated by the Atlanta Falcons.
The Green Bay Packers were a good football team until they played the Atlanta Falcons in the 2016 NFC championship game, now they are just dirty bird fodder.
by Wraith23 January 27, 2017
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Dirty Q

When a q-tip is inserted into the male's urethra. It is then rubbed around until dirty. The cock is then forcibly rammed into the girl's anus with q-tip in tow. After a few thrusts, the q-tip is removed and jammed into the girl's urethra during anal penetration, and with that, the Dirty Q has been delivered.
"I gave that bitch the Dirty Q bro."
"I heard Maranda likes that Dirty Q."
by kingdemonastaroth January 30, 2017
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Piss Dirty

Term used for when you have illict substance(s) in your system and in situation where as you are drug tested, you would not pass to say the least. Can also be expressed as saying "pissing dirty" which can be quite hysterical if used in question context in reference to another pass time activity as something fun to do with a little slang (not including proper verbage or grammar).
"He Joey, what's good?"
"Not a lot, just nervous about tonight. It's my last meeting and if they end up testing me, I'll piss dirty!"
"Oh, not good my man."
Second Example
"Hey my dude, what's up? You pissing dirty?"
"Hah, yeahh"
by Cracker Jack Vox February 4, 2017
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Dirty McDermott

One who posts his dick pics on a social media website describing his pee fetish
"Damn man you passed a dirty mcdermott
by TiddiesMilk February 6, 2017
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Dirty Hagrid

Nut in the shape of a lightning bolt on her forehead and yell "you're a wizard harry"
Ya bro just give her a Dirty Hagrid she'll definitely be into it !
by Sadboi69 February 8, 2017
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Dirty glooby

The act of fucking a chicken then bust inside of it cooking it then eating the whole thing
Hey have you seen Trent?
Yeah he was doin a dirty glooby in the kitchen
by Hey,you! November 30, 2019
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