johnathan dick small like a bean

Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck

Example johnathan dick small like a bean

by Pussy fag April 7, 2022

Dick Herbs

When severed (dead)animal penises are used as compost for crops

"I went down to the supermarket to buy some more dick herbs"

by Crazydudejosh March 4, 2018

DICK

the long thingy in between a mature males legs

MY DICK IS SO FUCKING BIG

Katie sucked on my dick so much it started bleeding

by gimme sum cum February 10, 2022

Pluto Dick

Someone with a tiny dick.

"You have a pluto dick"

by Jujuidk June 4, 2019

Adobo dick

Hispanic penis

Dos mio consuela loved Pedro’s adobo dick

by Rush in pussy February 24, 2023

International dick pic day

Happens on march 10th
A day where a male human needs to send a picture of their errect penis to their boy or girlfriend

Hey babe do you know what today is ?
No
International dick pic day
Ok ( sends dick pic)

by TheHornyCucumber March 9, 2023

Greasy Dick

Millenial slang.
Positively toned and/or negatively toned.
It is not normal to have a greasy dick. The term "greasy dick, was made up due to the famous restaurant "Greasy Dick" in Denmark. Ever since the term has been used by the top 0.002% of intellectuals in Denmark. These "intellectuals" are worshipped like gods by their fellow lesser humans

Hey, wanna go to "Greasy Dick" today?
Greasy Dick? *Wink*

by Skinken January 28, 2019