Wearing your future hoodie

It means when you’re boyfriend or girlfriend is wearing the hoodie they’re going to give you later on in life, so it smells like them when you get it, no matter how much it was because they love you and love has no price

“Hey baby, look what I have on. I’m wearing your future hoodie lol”

by Llllashehw April 1, 2021

doing your mom

any and every person on earth who does anything that looks, feels, or sounds just like your mother does it

"I was just doing your mom"
"Damn baby, that's sexy. Could you go do that over there, please?"
"Sure babe, thanks!"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

National Send Your Man Arch Pics Day

Today if you didn't know, you have to send your boyfriend arch pics. If you don't know what that is then search it up.

"It's National send your man arch pics day today so you have to send me one"

by hxteaag April 6, 2024

Suck your dick drunk

Getting drunk to the point of offering your friend fillatio for mo reason whatsoever.

It is several steps above " I love you guys".

Hey Corey, I'll "suck your dick"

"Suck your dick drunk"

by Ushiri Manko July 18, 2018

toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

Your hell

A saying that someone says to someone when they say something F*cked up or Twisted

Martin: Yo that disabled person got hot wheels
Kevin: Nah n*qqa your hell XD

by Phyzonic April 28, 2025

Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

by MADTINGHD October 7, 2016