Furiously masturbating to Roger Federer playing tennis to the point where you blister and then suffer performance anxiety.
by mrich January 28, 2018
Get the Dirty Chung mug.a word that’s commonly used when a green ogre sneaks through the window into your bedroom to fuck ya asshole, cum into it and then dip it’s HUGE green willy into your tight ass, leaving their dick just as dirty as their swamp;);)
alex: i heard something really loud in your bedroom last night! what was it?
amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!
alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!
amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!
alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!
by ilikesmoltoes January 29, 2018
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Get the Dirty around tub mug.Sex position where the girl is riding backwards cowgirl and wraps her legs around the man, shoving her heels into his taint and asshole to apply desired pressure to scrotum and taint.
by lovememaddly February 6, 2018
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Get the Dirty Arizona mug.When you have sexual intercourses with a bald guy whose nose is crooked and he cums in your mouth whereafter you spit it over his scalp and rub it all over it. Afterwards you let it dry and scrape it off.
Her: I met this bald dude last night and we did something really weird. I don't know what it was called... Oh and btw. his nose was all crooked
Him: Oh, must have been a "Dirty Statham"
Him: Oh, must have been a "Dirty Statham"
by Pu$$y$hark February 9, 2018
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