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Whatever keeps you on the water

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."
by Bonebaby November 25, 2018
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You

A failiure, aomebpdy nobody loves, somebody who puts fries in their mcflurry, somebody who kisses femboys.
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Put you on a shirt

To put someone's Roblox avatar picture on a shirt.
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let me break it down for you mark

Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
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I'll SEE YOU SOON

I'll see you soon! OK fuckboys , means NEVER it's a joke on them selves! Shit, they did me a favor! "Ciao"
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