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In my bag

THE MODERN WAY of saying youre in your feelings
friend: ay u good bro?
me: yea bro im just in my bag rn
friend: *sigh* grabs lotion
by zebops August 10, 2020
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My sister in law

Someone who’s a whore.
My sister in law married my brother. She is a whore, I bet she doesn’t know who their kids fathers are because let’s face it, she’s a nasty loosy whore hoodrat tramp.
by Bawston69 August 10, 2020
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goof my troop

A very uncommon and rather unheard of way of expressing that someone is going to ejaculate. Most commonly used in forms of humor and irony
Man: Ugh, I'm gonna goof my troop

Woman: What the fuck?
by boppo_ August 11, 2020
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Kill my peanut

Expression used when you’re having a serious issue in your quotidian life.
N°1: My mom stole my chicken and I had big beef with her. So I threw the rest of the chicken in her face.

N°2: Yes dude you had no choices to give yourself some respect.

N°1: Argh, kill my peanut.
by Yslbxtvh August 12, 2020
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Took my balls

When you get robbed in front of girls for X amount of money and the people that robbed you take your balls and put it on a trophy case
Jazz “ They Took My Balls
Me “Ofc they would”
by Jazz6969 August 14, 2020
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Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.
"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"
by Sick kackis August 15, 2020
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Feed my lizard

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate
"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"
by Sick kackis August 15, 2020
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