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My Covida

The person you chose to spend the lockdown period with.
1) After the lockdown, I decided to marry My Covida as we never rowed, and the sex just got better.

2) My Covida drove me mad for the last three months, and as soon as the lockdown ended, I kicked her out the house!
by Sonny Saint June 26, 2020
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My self

by Child moel ester July 1, 2020
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Doodle was in my ass

ITS STUCK FUCKING HELP ME AHHHHHH STEP BRO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE !!!!!!!! STEP BRO WHAT ARE U DOING WITH THAT ;)
My doodle was in my ass hole and it’s not cumming out !!!
by Ooooo step bro July 12, 2020
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9 creatures who made my life prettier

Well of course I'm talking about Pentagon, this 9 beautiful creatures, who made my life brighter and happier.
Pentagon is a group of 9 angels, Jung Wooseok (the youngest and tallest), Kang Hyunggu or Kino (a charming prince who lives in a castle and will come save you in a white horse), Yuto(da) (Dark clothes are LIFE, Hard on the outside and soft on the inside), Yeo One or Yeo Changgu (a funny guy that will make you fall in love with his handsomeness in 0.1 seconds), Koh Shinwon ( I just want him to take me to McDonald's with him and hear his jokes all day long), Hui (Pentagon of leader, charming, hardworking, talented, vocal king and RICH ), Hongseok (ABS✨, looks hella fine, caring mom), Yan An (MADE IN CHINA), Jo Jinho (A baby, must protect, VOCALS✨, HIGH NOTES ✨, as soft as clouds, the oldest and smallest)

If you are interested in PENTAGON make sure to follow me on Instagram @prismy_universe
STAN TALENT STAN PENTAGON
This 9 creatures who made my life prettier can make your life prettier too if you stan
by Pentagon is my religion July 12, 2020
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oh.. my.. god..

Janice's (from the sit-com FRIENDS) iconic line in the show. Whenever she walks into a room, or appears in a scene, her words are always "oh my god" .
Chandler: Wow this looks like a nice house lets buy it
*Janice walks in*
Janice: oh.. my.. god..
by They were on a break July 14, 2020
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Laser My Ass

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.
Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”
by Triple OG MudBone July 14, 2020
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in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph
David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"
by WadedVinos July 17, 2020
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