You look happier than a drunk man on a Saturday

This means that you are carefree and jolly.

Damn, Daniel, that amusement park made you look happier than a drunk man on a Saturday!

by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 December 21, 2025

You, Me

When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises

by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023

love you up

Phrase used to describe a desire to fornication with a younger adult of the same gender, simply to try to convince them they need to read a self help book.

I'm not trying to belittle you. I'm trying to love you up.

by CellusMan December 2, 2020

you need to leave

A phrase that someone will tell you when they need you to vacate their immediate vicinity.

Person 1: You need to leave
Person 2: But-
Person 1: NOW!
Person 2: ok ok

by PseuDoneWithThis April 8, 2024

you

it means the person reading this... YES ITS YOU!

I think you should know what you means

by World Government August 17, 2025

do you listen to glenn tharaldsen?

A discreet way of asking someone if they support Ørn Horten or are from Horten. Inspired by the iconic musician from Horten, girl in red. Because if they listen to Glenn Tharaldsen, they most likely support the famous football team FK Ørn Horten.

That boy is so empathetic and funny! Do you think he listens to glenn tharaldsen?
Wow, she is so calm and down to earth. Do you think she listens to glenn tharaldsen?
Those are some nice brown and white scarves! Do you listen to glenn tharaldsen?

by horten.klistremerkeklubb October 25, 2025

Dog bless you

The dog way of saying "god bless you!". I usually think of Snoopy (from peanuts) saying it, and my friend think about this one weird Soviet dog. It's like a terrier or like a tall Mexican street dog idk they showed it to me. Anyway, dog bless you!

A: *achoo!*
B: Dog Bless you!

by 2muchrush September 22, 2022