shit has had a shit

An extremely bad, disgusting smell that transcends the fetid odour of mere feces.

‘A septic tank drove past today, smelt like a shit has had a shit!’

by mids99 October 28, 2020

Shitting on’ kids

“Jizzing in the toilet, and then preceding to shit into the toilet.”

“Wayne can I use your bathroom?”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit”
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”

by Wankertrickles66 January 10, 2022

shit slapper

A nome with an intense lust to slap your shit repeatedly until he orgasms in which he then proceeds to eat it and jump back into your yard.

Man that g-nome was a real shit slapper. I don't even need a toilet.

by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017

Shit Bitch

A way of telling someone they're a bitch and not in a good way.

I love Ashley she is such as bitch, but I can't stand Marcy. She is a real shit bitch.

by DStanS October 1, 2017

Shit frisbees

Used to express when someone will react poorly, lose their temper, or panic in a given situation.

"Everyone shits frisbees when he walks into the room"
"If I don't get this draft finished by lunchtime my boss is going to shit frisbees"

by BMC_ September 27, 2023

no shit sherlock

if you want to say "obviously" the sarcastic way, use this word.

"did you know we breathe air"
"no shit sherlock"

by someguythatlovesjtoh September 8, 2023

Shit Shuriken

The act of weaving a penis into a pretzel shape then stretching said penis to the rectum via the gooch to coat it in faeces. Then as the penis unravels itself, the faeces is used as a projectile towards the others in the room. Often used in orgy situations.

Orgy Member 1: Oh my god, Dylan's gonna do the "shit shuriken".
Orgy Member 2: Brace yourselves!

by Pikaster December 21, 2018