shit

when someone shits their pant

bob: oh shit
*students laughing*

by 98yhrf72 May 12, 2022

Step on shit

To stand on business; never allowing any negative interaction to go without answer.

1. Don’t bring that bullshit over here, I really step on shit.
2. I’m not the one to play with, I really step on shit.
3. They know I step on shit, watch who you talk to.

by amonamillion November 12, 2023

tripped and ate shit

To trip and fall really hard on your back or face.

Dude i just tripped and ate shit so hard
Dude i just fell on my face so hard

by @l3xig May 3, 2022

Twitch E Shit

twitch e shit:
Someone shit

Twitch e shit, LAYUP

by niggity October 12, 2021

Dumb shit

Lazarbeam

(Bob)Have you seen this dumb shit

(John)oh Lazarbeam

by Dumb shit science April 27, 2019

Shit sandwich

When you think you're done wiping, but out comes another turd onto the tp below, and you end up having to wipe again.

Damn, dude, that taco bell got me fucked up- thought I was done after 30 minutes of torture, but before I could flush I ended up making a shit sandwich.

by Toilenator October 11, 2018

Shit

It is u. Just like me we are shit so if u came for a definition u came to the wrong place cuz u need to look up the word :you

Dude:Hey what are u ,
Other dude thing: im a piece of shit

Dude:i was going to say what are you doing tonight but ok

by I have no life. HATE VSCO GIRL November 1, 2019