Skip to main content

Working a Bird

Working one bird equals working a full eight hour shift
"I was working a bird last night so I couldn't have killed that woman!."
by Mrlightningfast June 25, 2018
mugGet the Working a Birdmug.

Work Requirements

If you valued you children's lives AT ALL you would stop listening to Jordan Peterson. I'm retiring.
Hym "I have already carried the cart further that you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids ever will. I lifted the cart up with one hand and threw it up the mountain and now you are all walking to catch up. No work requirements because this isn't a government hand-out it's due compensation for my property. You don't get to tell me what I do with my free time and I will work if I feel like working and I won't if I don't. Maybe I'll get a job as a pornstar and give hope to all the baby dicks one filthy tattooed onlyfans girl at a time."
by Hym Iam June 3, 2025
mugGet the Work Requirementsmug.

chaos works

a duo band combined with the extreme radness of uncle Skeen and daddy Duffy. they pretty much rocka shocka a lot. plus the lead singers are fuckign hot.
by Adjhdf September 15, 2006
mugGet the chaos worksmug.

Shadow Work

Using the dark to get through the light. Doing Prideful, ungodly, unlawful, greedy, life cheating things for your own well being.
If you’re a person that steals, do drugs, escort, lie to protect yourself from falling is a form of shadow working.

Chandler had to spend his last penny on his rent and his dog needed food along with needing new locks for his apartment. He felt unsafe and unbalanced having to beg/ask/ and wait for something to be done. He is a independent person who rather do things on his own. He flipped his mind on survival and shadow work mode and went to swindle some dog food, Bottom and Top door locks, plus more. Knowing the consequences, karma, and high cost that comes behind it…… it was all so he can survive.
by Fioniox July 10, 2022
mugGet the Shadow Workmug.

solo work

sorry mate, cant go for drinks tonight. got some solo work to do.”
by ejehehdiejejeow May 18, 2024
mugGet the solo workmug.

Work

Go and do some instead of pissing about on here. Like you're paid to do.
Why are you still on here? Go and do some fucking work
by COVID-19 February 20, 2020
mugGet the Workmug.

sitting and working

This is so boring that you will slump over your computer and by some magical coincidence type this then roll over and hit enter. When you wake up you're like what the hell happened??? Otherwise you like sitting and working for some reason or you are being forced to do it.
1234567890: Hey you're sitting and working aren't you???
0987654321: Yep i am.

*1234567890 goes away*
0987654321: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
5 minutes later
0987654321: ^yawn^
whats this some definition of sitting and working. how did this appear

0987654321 goes home feeling weird
by hissingcobra May 1, 2022
mugGet the sitting and workingmug.

Share this definition