Work ethic

When an individual cannot be fucked doing any work for themselves or the benifit of others

Work ethic:
Alex still hasn't marked any assessment from 6 months ago letting his students suffer #noworkethic

"Alex, do you have our marks?" Alex: "They will be up tonight"

#bullshit

by BIT-STUMPY November 5, 2018

Working as hard as a congressman

Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".

"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."

by Drunkle Dunkle February 22, 2019

Work

A word used for someone who is actually is doing jack shit and probably sat in a wetherspoons enjoying a refreahing pint with a full english.

Jamie did lots of 'Work today

by LordFrosty46 March 7, 2019

Worke Special

When your principal leaves a little special sauce in the frosty fruit

“I can’t wait till Friday to get that Worke special”

by Beasty Bill December 17, 2018

Break it till it works

Where you break something in a way, that it works the way you want it to.

Im a firm believer in the, break it till it works mentality

by Agrosia January 4, 2019

That's how mafia works

Something you comment on any activity.

litteraly everybody:

Fruity ass nigga: "That's how mafia works"

by Gay simbaoe with pint problem January 5, 2019

the work

to fuck

john; i’m bout to give becky the work

by lovelouseu June 21, 2018