Nasty Turtle 

When you submerge yourself completely in the fluids of a porta potty just enough to where you can lay horizontal and be hidden under the waste. Then you wait for someone to sit down so you then you become erect and enter them discreetly.

I was at a festival last week and I was doing the nasty turtle.

Nasty Turtle by cooper mullin February 24, 2023

Stale Turtle 

A stale turtle is when your having a shit and you accidently chop the end off and its goes back up never to be seen again rotting inside you

I had a shit last night and ended up having a stale turtle it was very disappointing.

Stale Turtle by StaleTurtle August 17, 2023

'in the turtle sandbox'

Having one's nose bent out of joint; jealous, especially over introduction of another member in the household,turtle sandbox-related plastic green molded child's sandbox made by Little Tike's.

When the new puppy came home, Peanut was 'in the turtle sandbox' for days.

'in the turtle sandbox' by Sharon Burns July 6, 2007

head of the turtle 

When you have a big shit that you've been holding in just poking out of your asshole

On the way back from the bar last night I had to shit so bad I had a head of the turtle

head of the turtle by Seabassroxursox May 26, 2017

ride the sea turtle

Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.

Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.

ride the sea turtle by Ataraxy137 May 27, 2017

ride the turtle 

Doggy style with a pregnant chick.

Bro, did you ride the turtle?

ride the turtle by illone84 July 6, 2017

beheading the turtle 

When you are turtle heading and sneeze which in turn chops the head off

I was turtle heading and sneezed which beheading the turtle

beheading the turtle by NotABam October 10, 2017