An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .
He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.
His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.
His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).
He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.
His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.
His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).
He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"
"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"
"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
by Spaghetti_Lover_69 September 13, 2023
Get the Captain Raymond Holtmug. 1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.
2. Snapping a dick pic
2. Snapping a dick pic
1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .
2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.
Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)
Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too
Girlfriend: Deal!
2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.
Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)
Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too
Girlfriend: Deal!
by PlasmaPony June 8, 2018
Get the take one of the captainmug. A woman on a rescue mission for her sister that's down to the mountain. She requires back up. Let everyone know she went down to the mountain.
by Shady256969 February 12, 2022
Get the Captain Marcelmug. A person who is so stupid and dumb that they drag along a crew with them and the whole crew ends up being stupid, so that makes them the captain of all the stupid heads
by Captain stupid head December 22, 2020
Get the captain stupid headmug. A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt
by Just Chucktesta April 21, 2018
Get the captain long dongmug. Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up
by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021
Get the National beat the beaner captains ass daymug. by The Double E August 26, 2023
Get the Captain Closealotmug.