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Knockin boots

Boots u leave outside the window u ur having sex and u might have to run out the window
Man, her dad cam in and I ran out the window and put my knockin boots on real quick
by @J_mol6129 March 31, 2019
mugGet the Knockin bootsmug.

The Boot to Louisiana

The Boot to Louisiana-
The Boot to Louisiana is when every state in U.S.A. kicks you out for (insert fantasy scenario here) except for Louisiana, Louisiana will be the only state to accept you.

Louisiana was once known as part of the M.I.M.A.L. the Elf region. Louisiana is also known as the Boot, Mimal's Boot, the Elf's Boot, and/or the Elven's Boot. Home of everything that is Bootleg.
Person 1- I heard getting the Boot to Louisiana was so impossible I cannot find a reason why that the legend exists.

Person 2-It does exist otherwise nobody would talk about it.
by Silenthillrick2 October 11, 2023
mugGet the The Boot to Louisianamug.

slayed the boots down Huston

Looking awesome in a cute outfit or completing a very impressive task
Wow girl you Slayed the boots down Huston in those new flare jeans you bought

Hey did you hear billy was elected president he slayed the boots down Huston
by Fifithewordwiz July 27, 2023
mugGet the slayed the boots down Hustonmug.

squelch boot

Having mad chafe in your genital region cause it to 'squelch' like a boot. Cause by not washing for a while
Bro, I think I have some serious squelch boot. Haven't washed in about a month
by therealfrenchtickler July 1, 2016
mugGet the squelch bootmug.

Dick sucker boots

Brad's a plumber he wears dick sucker boots so his knees don't hurt
by Popcorn luck April 17, 2023
mugGet the Dick sucker bootsmug.

Towel-Boot

Stripping down to nothing in a public area and wrapping thyself in a towel.
Larry decided to towel-boot at the local water park the other day.
by poopooheadass69 November 4, 2020
mugGet the Towel-Bootmug.

Boot Camp Fortune

The small fortune earned by enlisted military members that accrues during the several months of boot camp where the money cannot be spent.
"After I get out of boot camp I'm spending my Boot Camp Fortune on a brand new Dodge Challenger."
by Wavion November 28, 2023
mugGet the Boot Camp Fortunemug.

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