A person who doesn't have a clue about building materials or how to work with them. Often times will gaze at natural defects in a piece of timber trying to outsmart a knot or wayne. May also get so excited about a certain species of timber that they may lick, or possibly sniff the piece of lumber.
Did you see the wood stroker in aisle five? He has been looking for a single piece of cedar for 20 minutes! I think he was even sniffing it.
by Upstate Dude June 17, 2020
Get the wood strokermug. “i found a pen in the dryer and got stuck reaching in to get it because of my laundry wood. i called a neighbor to ask for help. they gave me a handjob, and my cum helped me slip out”
by cosmicdreams August 10, 2022
Get the laundry woodmug. The coolest and hottest person there is with a knee knocking cock, whom gets all the bitches, some say he is him. He is the one who knocks, not with his hands but his cock.
by GesusWithA"G" November 8, 2023
Get the Aiden Volk Woodmug. by marlboro meister August 30, 2010
Get the The Wood Villagemug. He’s a shadow man who haunts the surrounding areas of Holly Parkway and Laurel Lane in Williamstown, New Jersey he is described too have no facial features but he does wear a slenderman type suit and he likes too hide behind trees and spook visitors with footsteps and growls. He is considered a demonic entity. He typically hides from aware children but is somewhat open too ghost hunters.
That’s ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas
The who?
The ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas he haunts the area
The who?
The ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas he haunts the area
by I play Skyrim September 7, 2023
Get the ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areasmug. The biggest joke ever to grace the existence of Rust he is trash ass at pvp, and everything he does. Furthermore Morgan cheats on his "X Girlfriend" to which he has a small phallus, and deserves nothing more than a useless Rust addiction.
by 123rustpvpgod November 21, 2018
Get the morgan woodsmug. An individual commonly associated with the name Joe who “may be on my block, but he's not a threat; he's just a wannabe gangster."
by gotcousin February 22, 2025
Get the wood rollermug.