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Post pandemic reality

Hopefully in the post pandemic reality, people remember what they forgot during the pandemic, that they never needed normalcy or hope. The dysfunctional lives most of us led before somebody tried to pause them and make them normal will return, and because most people don't think the sky is going to fall because they see a condo building collapse on the news, they won't need a celebration of hope, or a daily dose of hope to be happy. They will be happy without it, knowing they never needed it, since hope and positive/boundlessly optimistic thoughts are for weak people and cynics.
The post pandemic reality won't be a new normal, it will be the same old dysfunctional world some people have forgotten they missed. Nobody will miss what they are told the new normal is, nobody will miss the wildfire spreading, or what they are told the new world order is. The old stuff is still around.
by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021
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post pussy depression

A state of depression which can be triggered by reminders of a sexual occurrence that once feels deep regret for. A morally injurious act. Treatment involves avoiding reminders of the act, such as perfumes, locations, or sleeping with her sister.

Generally not compensable if in fact the event took place in a work setting.
Son, you have post pussy depression. I told you, you're thinking with the wrong head.
by straightupdrunk August 1, 2022
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Post-Meeting Collapse

The inevitable reduction of effort after a great meeting that ultimately ruins momentum and places the team further behind schedule.
We were making good progress, and that meeting went great. Unfortunately afterwards everyone suffered a bad case of post-meeting collapse, and nothing has been done since then.
by Startup Street May 24, 2023
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Post Exam Emptiness

When exams are over and you feel a void in your soul, not knowing what to do with your life.

Often shortened down to PEE.
Who else is on that pee (post exam emptiness) shit rn 💔💔
by RealPeeShit December 19, 2019
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Post Up hour

When co-workers gravitate to a certain area (usually around a manager's desk or someone they are trying to seek approval from) and talk about boring topics such as kids or shopping.
Damn kid, there goes Karlena and Jessica with post up hour again!
by anklebreaka1 August 21, 2008
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Stop Posting This Shit

The proper response to a person or group of people posting or uploading a series of photos, videos, or text with very similar topics or ideas, that after a period of time become very repetitive and irritating
We understand you went to Coachella, you don’t need to tell us for the fifth time, Stop Posting This Shit
by Actually_Fat June 3, 2018
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Post nut frenzy

Contrary to post nut clarity, post nut frenzy is where upon ejaculation, you receive a burst of energy brought out by deep rooted hatreds and spite that you may hold for someone you just fucked or content you masturbated to.

It would be more closely related to "going berserk" after ejaculation.
Man, I tried jerking off to feet for the first time and actually came. I was so angry and disappointed in myself that I was sent into a Post nut frenzy and started smashing shit around.
by swag be my balls January 2, 2023
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