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crushed monkey

by NickyNickNyNockyNooN33 April 19, 2017
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Crush

It is a fucking soda
Timmy: i just gou crush soda from a vending machine.
by Mynameisjeff1038 November 16, 2018
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Crush

Someone who makes you feel all good inside when you see them, you love them and you want to be with them.
by Anonymousaltaccount January 6, 2022
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Bestfriend crush

You have a crush on your Best friend hopefully they say yes if you say you like them
Boy: uhm I wanted to say something
Boys BFF: what?
Boy:... you are my bestfriend crush.... I like you a lot......
by Acatfishbeanie April 21, 2021
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National fuck your crush day

Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure
by Definitionwriter.org February 26, 2021
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APRIL 11 or 12th!
you tell your crush you like them on april 11th or 12th!
(kiss em’ if you’re brave enough)
“hey man, its april 11th”
“yeah?”

i like you
“ayy no way, i like you too!”
or
“its april 12th. you know what that means?”
“what?”
“its national tell your crush you like them day!”
“NO”
“do it.”
by i break into song sometimes April 11, 2024
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crushing some jerky

Jerking in to low quality milf porn
Scott from Canada is always crushing some jerky when his kids go to sleep.
by Team_Wes June 13, 2018
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