cock block

a kidney stone a literal blocking of fluids exiting the cock

Joe had a major cock block on his hands.

by mriz October 16, 2011

Block Shock

The feeling of disbelief and confusion when someone finds out that a person who they considered a good friend has blocked them on facebook. During the shock the blocked person trys to figure out why they were blocked, often resulting in a irrational feeling of being a creepy person or a stalker.

" Yo Bills in block shock. That girl Mary, the one he posts five times on her wall everyday, yeah she blocked him"

by BlackPrince11 October 22, 2011

anal block

When someone is in jail and drops the soap so they bend over to pick it up. When they get a Dick in their ass they simply shit to avoid the anal rape.

Your in jail and need to take a shit hold it in for if/when you get anal raped so you can anal block the rape.

by NakedHelper January 12, 2014

Toma-Block

When the possessor of a tomahawk blocks the tomahawk attack of another tomahawk possessor using only his tomahawk.

n00b1934: "TOMAHAWK!!"
dick3245: *blocks attack with own tomahawk!!*
dick3245: "I just Toma-Blocked you!"

by BrutalMastodon June 12, 2011

blocking bully

A blocking bully in is a term for a person that blocks players shots in a basketball game more than 3 times in one game . If you do the requirement more than 10 games you can consider yourself a blocking bully .

Examples of a blocking bully is Hakeem Olajuwon , Dikembe Mutombo , Kareem Abdul-Jabbar , Hassan Whiteside , Kristaps Porzingis , Lebron James , And Jayden Hockenberry

by KingBoi02 May 2, 2018

dict-blocked

Short for dictionary block, or urban dictionary block. The act of originating an urbandictionary entry before the true author can submit the word, thus stealing credit.

Dict-blocked also plays on the common phrase cock block with "dict" being phonetically close to dick, a synonym for cock.

Andrew proudly invented beeroner while at the bar. Covertly, Patty dict-blocked Andrew by entering said word into Urbandicitonary.com from her blackberry.

by Double A-Ron September 25, 2007

frock blocked

when a woman impedes the progress of another woman to successfully court or flirt with a man; or when a woman rejects the proposal from a separate man to date/flirt/dance with his male friend. The female equivalent of a cock blocker or being cock blocked.

"Beth really tried to flirt with Scott last night, but Christina totally frock blocked her."

by spankydoodle21 February 18, 2010