Searcher's Block

When you are trying to think of songs you want to listen to while you are on the computer but can't think of anything to search.

"God, I spent 5 minutes with my hands on the keyboard staring at YouTube trying to decide what song to listen to."
"Sounds like you had a case of Searcher's Block."

by t12j19c95 September 22, 2009

Block Shock

The feeling of disbelief and confusion when someone finds out that a person who they considered a good friend has blocked them on facebook. During the shock the blocked person trys to figure out why they were blocked, often resulting in a irrational feeling of being a creepy person or a stalker.

" Yo Bills in block shock. That girl Mary, the one he posts five times on her wall everyday, yeah she blocked him"

by BlackPrince11 October 22, 2011

Block jobs

When soldiers are given areas to clean within the block they live. Often rotated weekly so everyone gets their fair share.

Get this block squared away why is is so dirty wasn't your block jobs completed this morning

by Heisenberg23 April 22, 2017

Cock Block

to purpously be a douchebag and interupt a moment.

During science class my teacher cock blocked John and me while we were making out...

by for borjyy againn September 29, 2010

cock block

to block a person's racket during a game of badminton

when playing badminton, a racket is blocked:

Casey: Why the hell did you just cock block me?

by bakerbabexx November 03, 2010

cock block

a kidney stone a literal blocking of fluids exiting the cock

Joe had a major cock block on his hands.

by mriz October 16, 2011

cock block

The act of preventing one from having sexual relations, usually by a jealous friend

Person 1: Did you end up getting with that chick last night?
Person 2: No... you cock blocked me and told her I had herpes remember...
Person 1: Bahahaha
Person 2: You're a dick

by split_allen1 October 11, 2010