John Anthony
A super sexy beast who is amazing at basketball and is a good friend. He will also get you the lowest interest rate on your home loan, if you’re selling your house he will get you top dollar for your property! In addition buyers who buy with him always get favorable terms.
A super sexy beast who is amazing at basketball and is a good friend. He will also get you the lowest interest rate on your home loan, if you’re selling your house he will get you top dollar for your property! In addition buyers who buy with him always get favorable terms.
John Anthony is so cool! He got me the lowest interest rate on my home loan and has a wicked jump shot.
by Johnfunds365 November 24, 2021
Get the John Anthonymug. An Anthony is a whiny, spoiled 9yr old who complains about vbucks and is overly rude. They feel like they are always good to other people and feel like others owe something to him. He is always seen playing Fortnite with kids younger than him.
by Larry the Hamster October 2, 2020
Get the Anthonymug. A person(Anthony) also known as kinderpenny2133, who can't read or write. In love with a beautiful girl who doesn't care about him.
by KP2133 January 3, 2020
Get the Anthonymug. I'm generally a nice guy, if/when I find my girl she'll be mine forever, I don't anger/scare easy but if you manage it one of two things happens. 1.(friend/family) I laugh and then scare the shit out of you sometime within the next month. 2.(anyone that's not a friend) I'll call the paramedics after I'm done. I am probably one of the most average dude's you'll never meet, but I like to think I've got a good(ish) heart. Still single. Had one girlfriend who dumped me for one of my friends. Been four years. I've been told should be a stand-up comedian, but I like having money, so that's a don't for me. I also don't have much of a life, so I spend most of my life on Warframe or Eharmony. Y'know. Trying to find love. Let's see. I'm a hard worker. I won't stop til my job is done, both inside and outside the bedroom.
by Cerebral Arson September 6, 2018
Get the Anthonymug. Anthony is the type of kid to talk to a girl for 5 years and only date her than since he’s just that kind of pussy. Statistically proven that people named Anthony are the main consumers of penis enlargement pills. Major douche, absolute fag. He’s the type of guy to pay 59.99$ monthly for a premium snapchat. Anthony’s tend to be jealous that they’re fkn midgets and that their little brothers are bigger than them, in more ways then 1.
by Lucas.a December 30, 2019
Get the Anthonymug. Anthony is the best most amazing, handsome and funniest guy in the world. He has a best friend Noah, and has a crush on a girl named Mia. He doesn’t see the girls who like him are right in front of his face. He has a weird obsession with cars and motorcycles, and trust me he is haaaaaaaaawt. If you have him don’t let go of him.
Person 1: is that Anthony?!
Person 2: Dont look!
Person 1: I can’t bear looking at him with that girl Mia. Ugh.
Person 2: Dont look!
Person 1: I can’t bear looking at him with that girl Mia. Ugh.
by Future eye_2000 May 31, 2018
Get the Anthonymug.