by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020
Get the Stone Cold Steve Frothtins mug.The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.
Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
Get the Wind off a stone mug.When you are merching/putting something on something. When someone says on stone, you know it's serious. It's something not to be played with or taken lightly, by any means.
by Tyrone Lashaundra April 30, 2025
Get the on stone mug.A word meaning money, which is typically used when said money is gained or lost unexpectedly and quickly. Stones is interchangeable with words such as bucks, dollars, and notes.
Félix Lengyel: *winning on slot machine* IT KEEPS GOING UP! *holds head* HOW MUCH?!
Friend: How much?! Oh mah gah, how much!
Félix Lengyel: *wins $120k* A HUNDRED TWENTY-THOUSAND STONES!!!
Friend: Ohhh, what the fuuu-
Friend: How much?! Oh mah gah, how much!
Félix Lengyel: *wins $120k* A HUNDRED TWENTY-THOUSAND STONES!!!
Friend: Ohhh, what the fuuu-
by Copper Crusader August 28, 2021
Get the stones mug.Laughing with a stone face.
by Lalaboy April 12, 2014
Get the stone laughter mug.When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.
After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.
by Walt Nastie April 5, 2011
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by Peaceloveandharmmoney November 29, 2015
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