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Noah

A Noah is someone who you fall head-over-heals for, kind of like a first crush but on crack. A Noah causes you to lose your mind and common sense as you quickly become infatuated and obsessed. A Noah will come out of thin air and while it might confuse others at first, Noahs are inevitable and you will one day fall into their trap. No matter how hard you try to forget, a Noah will NEVER go away.
"Do you remember that time you hardcore crushed on and stalked ____?"
"Yeah, he's my Noah."
by oogyiggy January 17, 2019
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a white ass guy that sits in front of his tv with a pumpkin spiced latte playing fortnite with his only 3 friends
he’s gay i bet his names noah
by totallynitsomeonefromthegc January 20, 2019
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A fine lad that is into sailing and who’s instagram is @noahadler.
( he is also very sensible and hot).
Wow you should really follow Noah Adler on Instagram ( @noahradler).
by The yeet factory January 25, 2019
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Noah is literally the gayest person you will ever meet. He says he loved me when he doesn't have socks on. Sometimes I think he cums in my ass without my permission and it's a little gay so end of story Noah is a flaming homiesexual
by Aiden May February 12, 2019
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Lord of everything. Beater of booty and a haver of a 30 inch penis
Damn he has a big noah
by agerias February 17, 2019
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We Wanted To go to the game, But Tim was acting Like a Noah.
by 2004kid September 5, 2018
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Often Reffered To as a scumbag. He Lures Woman In with his sweet talking and breaks their hearts quickly. He Cares about HIMSELF And Often Has No Respect For People. Not Generally considered the most attractive because he is often Nasty.
Man, I'am Really sorry Noah Broke Your heart.
I Know He is a Skeez!! (Starts Crying).
by 2004kid September 5, 2018
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