The highland kiss

A Scottish offensive measure where one individual smashes his/her forehead into the nose of another individual.

Person A - "Ye daft bastard I'll punch ye square in the face!"
Person B - "No need ta fight laddie. How's about I Ey just give you the highland kiss!"
At which point Person B would grab the head of their enemy and slam his or her forehead into the central face area of Person A. Effectively ruining their day.

by Sethnstan November 5, 2013

Kisse dicker

When a guy is a player

Lonny is such a kisse dicker

by Mynameicannotsay August 25, 2018

kissed and dismissed

when someone kisses or has sexual intercourse with someone and dismiss them. This means they have fucked and passed. The person probably doesn't want anything to do with the other person
related words: played

so did you guys ever date? nope I just "kissed and dismissed" so I don't really care for her as much anymore.

by Ghetto_Genius March 13, 2015

Oklahoma Kiss

When two prolapsed rectums touch.

After anally fisting, Mike and John gently Oklahoma kissed by pushing their prolapsed rectums together.

by Gavin Smith18 October 24, 2019

Wichita Kiss

The act of jumping and high-fiving someone, and upon contact all of time completely stops.

"How do we end this awesome adventure?"
"With a Wichita Kiss!"
*Reality freezes eternally*

by T0rt December 25, 2019

Kissing uncle

Uncle that preform sexual action with niece/nephew but mostly niece's

Guy1:That dude ron was caught in the bed with his niece the other day MF kissing uncle

Guy2:Yea I always had feeling that he was a kissing uncle how be looking at things don't be right

by Fgtrebgas April 1, 2021

Water kiss

A water kiss is when you choke on your drink because of how how retarded you are. The owner of water kiss is bethany bryan.

Bethany bryan had a water kiss.

by Kiddokiddo2 April 17, 2020