Back Door Mercado

When you connect enough restaurant straws to boof yourself!
When Frank couldn’t find anyone boof him at after hours, he had to resort to the back door Mercado to get the job done.
by TrashmanB September 04, 2023
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Swinging doors

originated in the context of the expression "hotdog in a hallway".
refers to larger than average vaginal lips, or labia, and their subsequent movement on entering.
"I've got strong pull-out game, but these swinging doors nearly got me."
by Virtual Antiquity August 01, 2018
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Door Monkey

A Door Monkey is a Door Lock and Pinch Guard used to clamp onto doors. It is a child safety product.
We need to get some Door Monkeys for our home to stop our toddler from getting into the rooms.
Bring the Door Monkey with you to grandmas house.
by Door Monkey Door Lock November 29, 2013
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German car door syndrome

When you want to humourously imply that take away rubbish, pizza boxes etc. can be thrown out of the car by holding the door ajar and sliding the boxes under the car. Has its origins in Northern England which had uncommonly high number of Golf ownership amongst young adults in the 90s.
Person 1: "What should I do with my pizza box?"
Person 2: "The car has German car door syndrome"
by Charles Visitor August 01, 2021
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creeky door girl

Females who when they say most words say them with the added effect of a horror movie, slow opening, creeking door.
Guy one: "Hey man, how did that date go with that broad last night?" Guy two: "Ehh it was fine till she started talking, she's a creeky door girl." Guy one: "Still smashed tho?" Guy two: "Fuck Yeah!!!"
by Mr. Grim Guy June 25, 2021
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hop on doors

"Hopping on doors" is a sex position performed by 2 men, which involves licking the underside of each others' toe nails while making monkey noises.
by EaZea April 03, 2023
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