da disease

Dumbass disease, the condition where someone is suffering from a level of stupid so great it's hard to wrap your head around.

The guy crossed the street without even looking must've had a case of the DA disease.

by anonymous December 15, 2022

giraffe disease

different spots on your body that are peeling after a tan or laying out; looks like giraffe spots

I have giraffe disease from going to Florida.

by beccaaameyyer July 12, 2014

the idiot disease

a disease where ur brain does not work

bro he has the idiot disease dont go near or else you will get infected

by monkedudelol March 30, 2022

Stewart's Disease

A rare disease that originates mainly in older children or younger to middle aged teenagers, however this disease in some rare occasions can carry on to adulthood or in very seldom cases through the persons entire life. This disease consists of creating unreal scenarios, actions, and invents. A common one in younger patients is pointing out false voice cracks, while not seeming too severe it can get extremely aggravating for other accomplices. This disease is caused mostly during pre-mature childbirth when the cerebral cortex is not fully develop and cannot completely develop differentiation between real and fake.

*Friends talking* "Was that a voice crack!?" "uhm... no." "Yes it was you liar!" "I think you might have Stewart's Disease, you should get that checked out." "OMG you voice cracked!" "It's terminal..."

by SB Weber October 31, 2011

camo disease

A disease that is deadly will kill you in less than 15 minutes. The cure is to put soap all over your face and on your tongue. This disease is very serious so be ready to act fast

Wow you must have camo disease go put soap on your face.

by Hunterman101 November 18, 2016