Aids

The thing that’s funny to joke about until u contract it

I don’t have aids

by Wolfe8017 September 20, 2019

ah man thats aids

when someone sticks their thump in your ear

Friend: irritates you
you: ah man thats aids

by 7uuu7 November 15, 2019

Ball-Aids

Adjective: Egregiously horrible circumstance or feeling.

Noun: A disease in which there is a severe loss of the body's cellular immunity, greatly lowering the resistance to infection and malignancy...but in ones balls.

Adjective: He watched his dad get hit by a bus. Talk about a ball-aids day!

Noun: Don't mess around with those crazy rich Asians. That's how you get the ball aids.

by Ball aids muncher January 14, 2023

full kool aid

A description of a person's whose political beliefs have become delusional, such as that of QAnon. This would describe the twelve million people who believe that lizard people run the country.

The GOP has gone full kool aid.

by Diahni November 3, 2022

Dirt AIDS

When you stick your hands into a pile of dirt and get AIDS

"Oh shit! I think I just got dirt AIDS"

by connorsimpson May 24, 2017

Florent ça-aide

Se dit d'une situation apparemment inextricable, dont les plus fins limiers parviennent (tout de même) à se tirer, non sans grâce.

Personne n°1 : Et toi ! tu as vu hier, ce coup franc entre le OM et la PSG au foot ! Incroyable !
Personne n°2 : Mon père a le sida
Personne n°3 : ah ... Florent ça-aide

by Bouk-koub May 21, 2020

Juul Aids

When you hit someone else’s Juul and get sick because of it. They’ve probably given it to tons of other kids and you just put your mouth on 100 crusty middle schoolers mouths.

I just hit my mans Juul, I got some Juul Aids. No wonder, he’s been passing it around like nothing.

by ivegotamicropenis April 7, 2019