Typically associated with IRC staff, this condition is indicated by excessive idling, selective hearing, and is sometimes accompanied by overuse of the term "heh".
by David Friedman August 11, 2005
Get the admin syndrome mug.A very debilitating state of mind where the person believes that he/she is popular or well liked by people, even though they are morbidly obese and extremely obnoxious. This person will do almost anything to make themselves seem cool to others, which usually ends up making the victim look like a loser. Symptoms include, posting picture of you "smoking weed" (when it is actually your vaporizer, constantly stalking people to "hang out" with them, and being nice to pretty girls and expecting to get laid because of this.
Oh no, it looks like Jimmy has developed Phatass Syndrome and won't stop texting my girl, I guess i'm going to have to beat his ass.
by The Commision69 April 1, 2015
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Dude we might have Warehouse syndrome, she is the only female here and she isn’t that attractive but it’s attention.
by NinjaBeatch May 11, 2023
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This illness was discovered by Dr Braktusson in 1982 when a German called Günther literally blew his other patients away in the waiting room. It is a mysterious disease, but it is speculated that a cause might have been the release of Michael Jacksons album "thriller" as Günther was shocked when it was released on december 1st 1982.
The disease occurs when the flow of the intestines is disturbed and accelerated until there's only air flowing through, all food gets glued to the now dry and sticky walls of the intestine and stay there until enough water is absorbed that the airflow breaks off pieces. Those pieces get shaped by the unique air flow into small cactus looking spikes and painfully exit the rectum.
The treatment for braktus syndrome was never perfected, it is a quite difficult to treat someone who is farting out spikes. Günther died prematurely.
This illness was discovered by Dr Braktusson in 1982 when a German called Günther literally blew his other patients away in the waiting room. It is a mysterious disease, but it is speculated that a cause might have been the release of Michael Jacksons album "thriller" as Günther was shocked when it was released on december 1st 1982.
The disease occurs when the flow of the intestines is disturbed and accelerated until there's only air flowing through, all food gets glued to the now dry and sticky walls of the intestine and stay there until enough water is absorbed that the airflow breaks off pieces. Those pieces get shaped by the unique air flow into small cactus looking spikes and painfully exit the rectum.
The treatment for braktus syndrome was never perfected, it is a quite difficult to treat someone who is farting out spikes. Günther died prematurely.
by GloriousGünther March 3, 2021
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When a female with short hair, or an undercut, has obsessively loved a person who does not love them back.
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When a female with short hair, or an undercut, has obsessively loved a person who does not love them back.
1: Due to Kayleigh's recent actions, I believe she has Undercut Syndrome.
2: “Emma has been obsessing over Jack since spring, but since Jack doesn’t like her, these are major symptoms for Undercut Syndrome.
2: “Emma has been obsessing over Jack since spring, but since Jack doesn’t like her, these are major symptoms for Undercut Syndrome.
by faggeta_1966_ November 27, 2017
Get the Undercut Syndrome mug.A phenomenon in competitive online MOBA/team-based FPS gaming in which average rank (i.e. Silver/Gold/Plat) have big ambitions to learn the strategies and compositions of high-rank and pro players, but are in their rank due to not being refined in the fundamental aspects of the game. This includes:
* Spending hours watching lots of in-depth Jayne videos and concepts, dozens of them, but not enough time grinding the competitive ladder to apply those concepts
* The stress and cognitive dissonance of having a lot of lofty goals and academic knowledge, yet not being exceptionally good.
* Trying to adhere to the meta religiously, even though they are nowhere near the skill cap and their inability to climb out of their rank has nothing to do with the meta.
* While there is a genuine attempt to learn about metas in-depth, sufferers of Jayne Syndrome, end up rotely memorizing lots of informations, getting bit and pieces, glibly forming them together, but with a lack of context.
* Spending hours watching lots of in-depth Jayne videos and concepts, dozens of them, but not enough time grinding the competitive ladder to apply those concepts
* The stress and cognitive dissonance of having a lot of lofty goals and academic knowledge, yet not being exceptionally good.
* Trying to adhere to the meta religiously, even though they are nowhere near the skill cap and their inability to climb out of their rank has nothing to do with the meta.
* While there is a genuine attempt to learn about metas in-depth, sufferers of Jayne Syndrome, end up rotely memorizing lots of informations, getting bit and pieces, glibly forming them together, but with a lack of context.
Gold Player: "You won't ever get better at the game if you keep using off-meta characters"
Diamond Player: "Please, get treatment for your Jayne Syndrome"
Diamond Player: "Please, get treatment for your Jayne Syndrome"
by jakk765 April 23, 2019
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Bagot Syndrome is when people do animalistic things such as bite, bark, or growl. Bagot Syndrome can start off overly energetic, always hungry, blunt, and excessive laughter. People with this condition can be quite careless but nice.
This condition is contagious, after being in contact with this person for too long you’ll notice that you want to bite more, jump more, and you’ll always want to tell the raw truth. You’ll also laugh at any and everything.
Bagot Syndrome is when people do animalistic things such as bite, bark, or growl. Bagot Syndrome can start off overly energetic, always hungry, blunt, and excessive laughter. People with this condition can be quite careless but nice.
This condition is contagious, after being in contact with this person for too long you’ll notice that you want to bite more, jump more, and you’ll always want to tell the raw truth. You’ll also laugh at any and everything.
by kaycii November 9, 2022
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