Squad-block

Past tense: squad-blocked
definition: when an innocent guy (or girl) asks a specific person out as their date or in hopes of them becoming their significant other. The person agrees to the date but will only go if his or her "squad" tags along as well. The innocent guy/girl thus does not get any quality time with the person because their squad is first priority.

"Yo my friend just asked out this girl, but then the squad took her to Starbucks.

Damn son, talk about squad blocked!"

Guy: Ayy, you are going with her to prom right? She's your date?

Friend: Nah, he's going to prom with the squad. She totally squad-blocked him.

by Nigchelle June 30, 2015

pipe squad

Pipe squad is a group where there are no smeats aloud

I would pipe lol pipe squad

by Youngpipe March 25, 2017

certified creep squad

A group of people who have became their own Squad and named themselves Creeps. They are Certified in everything they do including but not limited too dropping folks that talk too much. Hence the name "Certified Creep Squad". How many shots does it take to knock you down, is the question...

Caution, be aware of The Certificate Creep Squad.

Why is everyone so intimidated by the Certified Creep Squad?

by CCS29 October 10, 2022

Firing Squad

When your squad goes to a public bathroom and begin urinating at the same time, creating a loud urination noise.

After the movie Tiko and his buddies went to the bathroom and began a firing squad.

by Tiko IWNL September 3, 2018

Underwater Squad

A group of people that are social outcasts. They are avid anime lovers to a level that is unhealthy and downright cringy. They can't communicate like normal functioning adults and use anime related memes and weeb talk instead. They have no social life and therefore value online interaction more than real life. They will hold grudges against you even if you didnt wrong them personally, since they value social justice ad absurdum. They will remain low life individuals and never achieve anything meaningful in life. They are still virgin and will most likely lose their virginity to their bisexual friend that may or may not be attracted to underage looking girls.

I used to be a member of the underwater squad, but then I got a life and left.

by Brexit Enthusiast November 8, 2018

alphabet squad

another name for the lgbtq+ community

guy 1: woah man pride month is very gay
guy 2: be careful saying stuff like that, the alphabet squad might come for you
tbh: yipee

by smippysnippy June 27, 2022

Squad meat

A lady who is sexually available for all members of the squad with very few questions asked.

Person A: Hey - I was thinking about asking out Becky on a date.

Person B: No need - she’s squad meat.

by bfgbeige703 July 8, 2020