rolf sartorius

one look at this fucking pile of shit and you will want to drink a large bucket full of bleach and question god's existence for creating this fucking rat, commonly referred to as rolf or more popularly, jacob saggytits.

person 1: omg! Wanna watch this video of rolf sartorius with me?
person 2: sure, ill bring my bleach!

by fuckingpieceoftrash June 17, 2016

smartickle

smartickle (smar tih kul) NOUN. A particle of smartness, or intelligence.

In the bestiary of subatomic particles, none is faster than the smartickle. This weightless, inertialess positively charged unit of energy is so fast, it only exists in the future. It is always leaving us behind.

They can be found in large quantities near preschools, but the number of smartickles steadily decreases at schools until graduation from college, when the level reaches zero.

by Maxhole June 23, 2009

Smartphone Swirly

When you drop your phone in the toilet and the automatic flush activates before you can remove it.

Emily watched helplessly as her iPhone got a smartphone swirly in the office bathroom.

by t pot September 18, 2012

Self Smartification

The Wisdom and Brilliance that is the "AWESOME"

through self smartification our employees can improve higher brain function

by El Castillo Grande April 15, 2010

I've met smarter sandwiches

To someone about somebody stupid, brainless

Did you talk to the Sheriff ?
No the Sheriff is an idiot, i mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !

by alan.s January 4, 2008

Shart Stain

Residue left after sharting your pantaloons.

I stole a dinky dino and got too excited and ended up creating a shart stain in my pantaloons

by shartstain69 October 10, 2011

Shart Cult

The Shart Cult is an organization formed in mid 2018, not declared official until late 2018.
The Shart Cult is a public group formed by many intelligent individuals, seeking enlightenment and awareness of the cursed kinks of the internet, and is at constant turf war against the Piss Cult.
Members of the ShartCult change their usernames daily, so it may not be possible to discover them unless you ask around Instagram.
Most members are part of the LGBT community, are furries, and have ironic kinks (some unironic)
The Shart Cult and Piss Cult are enemies, due to a differentiation in morals, kinks, political beliefs and regionality.

Have you heard of the Shart Cult?
No, the Piss Cult is better anyways

by Wesley Measles (contact on IG) December 3, 2018