jingle rock

Modern "Indie" or "rock" music that plays on commercials. Bands like Imagine Dragons, Capital Cities and Portugal The Man.

Jingle rock is another term for "Corporate Rock"

by fartfootnugent November 18, 2017

The Rock Tribunal

The place where the rankings of bands are decided headed up by The Rock Oracle.

I wonder how it was decided Metallica are A leaguers, oh ya the Rock tribunal got it Wight.

by The Rock Oracle July 15, 2023

Gent Rock

A colloquially and loosely defined sub-genre of mainstream alternative/indie rock that is popular among people who range in age from 28 to 49 that are apart of gentrification movements in communities that disparage and displace working class citizens. Bands that encompass the gent rock sub-genre are the the following, but not limited to: Dave Matthews Band, Iron and Wine, Band of Horses, Arcade Fire, the Bad Suns, and bands/musicians who cover Wagon Wheel at a local dive bar during open mic night

Person 1: "Hey dude, do you want to go downtown tonight to see that jam band everybody in town is talking about?"
Person 2: "Nah. I'm good. I think I will just stay here at my neighborhood dive bar tonight and drink Hamm's. I'm not a big fan of gent rock anyway and I don't feel like hanging around a bunch of yuppies who think they know everything there is to know about craft beer while bragging about how much money their parents give them."
Person 1: "Yeah dude, good call. Those people gent-terrify the crap outta me anyway."

-or-

Person: "Those gents and their gent rock. I am not a big fan of Dave Matthews Band, but the gents sure are! I am more of a metal kind of guy. These gents are pricing me out of town, which is too bad, because I like it here in Boulder. I think I might move back up to Billings where I can afford to live and be around people like me who are not so yuppie. People in Billings don't judge me for drinking Hamm's and listening to metal."

by Dominic Pace May 29, 2018

drop the rocks

What you say to someone when they aren't getting to the point.

Tell us already--drop the rocks!

by エメラルド September 13, 2018

Rock Abrasion

Two people who are really cold rubbing their extremely hard, coarse nipples together making the theoretical mental sound of two rocks being rubbed together.

Girl: My nipples are so hard.
Boy: You wanna...rub’m together?...
Girl: Uhmmmm...yah
*
Boy: Mmmhmm that’s some dope ass rock abrasion.

by Samwise Enzelick July 10, 2020

Rock Bang

It means to dress like a caveman and have sex. Simple.

Want to get in my Flintstone car? We can go back to my cave and have some Rock Bang in my rock bed.

by Kronnnnn July 30, 2016

metal rocks

A small yet rewarding rock found in Ark: Survival Evolved

"Oh look some metal rocks on the river bed, lets mine them!"

by sprout007 February 7, 2017