uruguayan rock

The act of telling absurd stories in a completely serious way, with the goal of testing how far one can go with it until people call out their bullshit.

"Dude, my friend and I were at this party where we would go around telling people we met whilst catching fish barehanded on a lake in Wallonia. I shit you not, half the girls actually believed it and wanted to bang us right then and there."

"Man, that's Uruguayan rock at its best."

by lepoissonhipster December 9, 2018

rock block

Preventing another person from attending a music festival or concert by 1) employing mental or emotional manipulation devices, 2) being involved in some accident or tragedy, 3) having or causing a family emergency, or 4) scheduling a conflicting event such as a court hearing, wedding or funeral.

I had tickets to Bonnaroo but my sister rock blocked me by getting married that weekend.

by mylegalninja June 6, 2019

dick rocked

The act of dominating someone in such an embarrassing way that it seems that you could of done it easily with your penis.

Man I just dick rocked you in that last game, it was 21-0. Step it up nancy!

by crzyMANbeast December 7, 2010

brothers in rock

Term used to describe two male members of a band (typically a rock band) that are extremely close, one might even say best friends. The term was first used by Gerard Way on his post about Frank Iero's new album.

Gerard Way and Frank Iero are definitely the best brothers in rock i have seen, i aspire to be like that with someone one day.

by antisocial killjoy February 25, 2021

Rock chewer

A person completely lacking common sense and intelligence.

He is such a rock chewer.

by Strength3beauty January 12, 2019

rock the boogly

to openly and notoriously abstain from sex until marriage.

Logenia: I think that guy's totally gay. I mean he has all these girlfriends but never gets any.
Huberto: No, no, you've got him all wrong. He's definitely a straight guy who likes to rock the boogly.
Logenia: Are you sure?
Huberto: Yeah, he's been rocking the boogly since anyone can first remember. He rocks the boogly at home, school, church, on Playstation. Pretty much everywhere.
Logenia: Get out of here!

by Ohno Hediheh May 26, 2011

ripe rock

the most fresh being of human beings. Ripe rocks are legendary beings, but can be officially unripened if is acting like a finning roongg.

my boi hern is one of the ripest rocks on the planet.

the only two ripe rocks who can not be unripened are Dwayne Johnson (is the rock) and Elvis Presley (king of rock)

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 3, 2019