Ring-rolled

Sneaking in a lord of the rings quote during a normal conversation.

Person 1: Hes so annoying!
Person 2: What did he do this time?
Person 1: He just freaking ring-rolled me! I'm gonna murder him I swear
Person 2: Now, now, don't be hasty...
Person 1: ...you have five seconds to run

by anonymous February 2, 2021

Midwest meat heist ring

A circle jerk.

CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"

reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?

CNN: ... Yes...

by jint3i November 5, 2022

Ring of Fire

(n) The ring of blood around your penis when you have sex with a woman on her period

My girl was being a bitch all week and I finally figured out she was on her period. So I fucked her and let her give me a Ring of Fire.

by foil7 December 11, 2021

Disco Rings

Sweaty stains in the armpit area of a shirt or blouse caused by dancin’ the night away in a nightclub. Also armpit sweat stains in general.

That Chelsea shirt you’ve got on needs a wash. Look at those disco rings!

by Doldi April 18, 2019

'ring flu

Describes the obsession a racer may contract after driving on the Nürburgring in Germany. 'Ring flu is characterized by the irresistible desire to drive on the track, even if one is hundreds of miles away from it.

Friend #1: "Do you think Jon is ever going to quit? He's already done ten laps today!"
Friend #2: "No, I think he's got 'ring flu."
Friend #1: "Yeah, I thought so."

by TheAutobahnBurner November 14, 2009

Ring Dong

A phrase you would use in a text message to make the other person check their phone and write back.

Ring Dong: Cory
Jaelyn: What is this a door bell?
Just seein' what you were up to: Cory
Jaelyn: Streching out for later wanna cruise by?

or

Paul: Dude guess what I did last night?
Steve: What?
Paul: I ring donged Jessica at four in the morning to wake her up when she has her first day of nursing intern.
Steve: Clutch Automatic!

by Macag September 22, 2011

Wok ring

When your fiancé’s penis is the size of the engagement ring he got you (which is so puny)

Did you see her wok ring? It was so tiny I had to squint in order to catch a glimpse of it

by LittleCC November 4, 2021