by Chocolate Miller May 18, 2022
Get the Post Shit Chillsmug. Post-Spacetime Soulism is a soulist ideology focused on the superation of the spacetime and the evolution of humanity into a post-spacetime civilization by using technology and/or reaching a high level of being. Post-spacetime soulism believes that the spacetime and the laws of physics, biology, chemistry, nature and the laws and properties of spacetime are oppressive and they should be abolished and humanity must evolve into a post-spacetime and post-physical civilization and society. Post-spacetime soulism also believes that there's a lot of chances to exist life and civilizations beyond spacetime and humanity should prepare itself to deals with those lifeforms and civilizations, post-spacetime soulism is often friends with esoteric soulism since both share literally the same views and beliefs when it's about the post-spacetime.
"Post-Spacetime Soulism shows how post-spacetimeism and soulism are literally the same ideology but with different focused, but both agree that the spacetime and its consequences have been a disaster for humanity and for life as a whole."
by Full Monteirism June 4, 2021
Get the Post-Spacetime Soulismmug. by 699999999 January 23, 2023
Get the Post Railed Syndromemug. Timing/postponing an udate on a social network in such a way that one will maximize exposure to it, and as such maximize responses to it. In other words, when one gets an idea for a funny/interesting/deep facebook status one must make sure that one posts it at a time when most people are bored at home and likely to see it and comment on or like it. It is also important to be sure that this update does not coincide with another significant event (major sporting/political/popular culture events) because then one's post will be lost in the multidude of mundane and banal posts reporting the outcome of the significant event.
1.
Guy: "Dude, I just got the funniest idea ever! I'm tweeting it right now!"
Dude: "No Guy, it's Saturday night. Everyone's gonna be out partying and getting wasted, so noone will see your tweet. You've gotta plan when to post. Tomorrow morning at 10 will be a good time, when everyone's in bed, hungover, and online because they don't wanna get up."
Guy: "Woah, you speak true, dude."
2.
Guy: "Ohmigawd! I just realised the meaning of life! Updating Facebook status right now!!"
Dude: "No no no! Plan when to post! The final match of the soccer world cup is starting in 10 minutes. Noone's gonna give a shit about Facebook right now, and after the match everyone's gonna be making statuses gloating about how their team won, or complaining if theirs lost. You'll have to give it a day if you want humanity to benefit from your wisdom."
Guy: "Dude, you're so wise!"
Guy: "Dude, I just got the funniest idea ever! I'm tweeting it right now!"
Dude: "No Guy, it's Saturday night. Everyone's gonna be out partying and getting wasted, so noone will see your tweet. You've gotta plan when to post. Tomorrow morning at 10 will be a good time, when everyone's in bed, hungover, and online because they don't wanna get up."
Guy: "Woah, you speak true, dude."
2.
Guy: "Ohmigawd! I just realised the meaning of life! Updating Facebook status right now!!"
Dude: "No no no! Plan when to post! The final match of the soccer world cup is starting in 10 minutes. Noone's gonna give a shit about Facebook right now, and after the match everyone's gonna be making statuses gloating about how their team won, or complaining if theirs lost. You'll have to give it a day if you want humanity to benefit from your wisdom."
Guy: "Dude, you're so wise!"
by Giant Ginger Medicine Man June 26, 2012
Get the Plan When To Postmug. Similar to post nut clarity, post quarantine clarity refers to the sudden moment of lucidity an individual experiences once shutdowns / lockdowns / stay at home orders are lifted and they no longer feel an attraction to their quarantine buddy.
Becky: Heard so-and-so broke it off with so-and-so once bars reopened. Must’ve been that post quarantine clarity.
by GeminiThief July 9, 2020
Get the Post Quarantine Claritymug. guy 1: Man, are you feeling alright?
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.
by dumbledarren March 9, 2011
Get the post sandwich depressionmug. Did you see how that thing changed after it was transcribed? That's post transcriptional modification for ya, baby!
by flyboy347 February 27, 2017
Get the post transcriptional modificationmug.